Have you ever wanted to wear “clean” underwear that look like you wore them through a battle against Zombies? Yes? Then these “filthy” briefs by C-IN2 are just for you.Filthy is a collection of textured fabrics that have been hand-rubbed with pigments and dyes to give a dirty, worn-in, worked-in look. $24 C-in2 Filthy Brief
A sinister Problem has occurred in London: all nature of ghosts, haunts, spirits, and specters are appearing throughout the city, and they aren’t exactly friendly. Only young people have the psychic abilities required to see-and eradicate-these supernatural foes. Many different Psychic Detection Agencies have cropped up to handle the dangerous work, and they are in fierce competition for business.
$17 Amazon
Forget the mounted deer head. This listing is for a long custom wall tentacle that reaches nearly four feet into a room. See a photo showing how the Wall Tentacle might look in your gracious home, specifically if you graciously live in the American wing of the Metropolitan Museum.
All large tentacles are hand-made, no two are exactly alike, but the general size and, you know, awesomeness, remain constant.
$3,500 Etsy
This tissue is as black as your mood before coffee.
Your wardrobe is black, your walls are black, it’s safe to say that your favorite color is black. So shouldn’t your tissues be black too?
Don’t be caught dead blowing your nose into an embarrassingly white tissue ever again! Each slim black package contains 50 two-ply blacker than black tissues.
$3.50 McPhee Shop
Salt Made From Tears combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine. Experience the full range of these flavours in this exclusive collection.
Salt Made From: Tears of Anger, Tears Shed While Chopping Onions, Tears Shed While Sneezing, Tears of Laughter, Tears of Sorrow.
$12 Bottle Monsters Supply
Canadian Marina Malvada has created a mold out of a real human skull using food-grade silicon. She casts it with a special mix of chocolate she developed herself called “Bone Chocolate”. By adding a little milk chocolate added to Belgian white chocolate, she has perfected the tone so it looks just like a real human skull, while the flavor is really delicious chocolate.
$143 Chocolate Skulls
A decidedly different collection of brilliantly paired fragrance notes housed in an alluring glass bottle decorated with an image of the iconic skull and crossbones. Romantic & Ethereal: Deep Vanilla, Exotic Wood, White Orchid, Ebony
$30 Tokyo Milk