Adual citizenship pen pal answers my request for a book suggestion on Twitter. Having just finished the final eight-hundredth page of horror novel “The Passage,” I asked if anyone knew of another good book for me to read. In less time than it takes to crack the knuckles of your left hand, the American/Israelite pen …
When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, ‘Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.’ To this day, especially in times of ‘disaster,’ I remember my mother’s words, and I am always comforted by realizing that there are …
Hefting the 800 page horror novel up from the librarian’s desk, I notice that the book is not only thick, but also the pages are much larger than a standard novel. The cover art is interesting, but it was the creepy photo of the author, Justin Cronin, in the New York Times Magazine interview, that …
Me attempting to explain mathematical fractions to the waitress’s kid brother while waiting for my order of LoMein. I told him I am not good at math, but then again… I can rip this single piece of paper into thirds… He got it. #SmartKid
Does this paper Star Wars snowflake cut-out make me look like a Dork? Actually, don’t answer the question. I’d like to hold onto the blissful notion that this little Storm Trooper flake reaffirms my machismo & sex appeal. I owe a note of thanks to the even bigger dork that shared the Star Wars Cut-Out …
I did a video. Drawing the names of the Ugly Sweater winners and the one pair of metallic tights. Was very happy with how many people participated in the drawing, Thank You!Merry Christmas to you all.
In honor of my being a face of ugly Christmas sweaters for Ragstock clothing stores, I’m giving away 3 of their sweaters & 1 pair of their metallic tights. Free. No purchase necessary. Winners’ll be chosen from a hat December 4th, 2012. Tahnks for looking- This quiz is ended!
Rum splashes out the top of the jar to the wooden table for the fifth time. I am discovering just how easy it is to over fill these jars with my concoction of vanilla extract. On the upside, My hands smell amazing. Being soaked in rum & vanilla seeds isn’t so bad. This must be …
Movie directors love to throw Paul Cram under the bus. Not the metaphorical bus either. Which is just fine with Paul. “All the characters in a horror movie can’t survive. Someone’s gotta go. What actor doesn’t like a dramatic death scene?” Paul says during an interview with a local newspaper reporter. It was the reporter …
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